you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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