Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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