Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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