awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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