Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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