how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Randomize
