my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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