D3 body, D1 cock
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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