Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
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