My underwear smells like fireworks.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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