i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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