Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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