i need an iv and a liver transplant
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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