it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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