I think I died a long time ago.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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