Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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