please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
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