I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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