So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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