butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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