so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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