i jhust puked up my retainher.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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