when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I wish there were birth control emojis
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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