I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Randomize
