Sponge bath it is.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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