omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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