when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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