The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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