Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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