If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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