i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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