everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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