Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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