Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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