Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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