We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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