My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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