weddingsv make me drug and hornr
North Korea, Best Korea!
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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