we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
wow bdsm is so cute
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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