She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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