fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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