The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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