this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I supernannyed him into submission
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