Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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