I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
