I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
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