Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Randomize
