ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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