used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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