hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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