No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
The feeling are messing with the penis
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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