Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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