either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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