is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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