Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Do plants get herpes?
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