I love black thongs
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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