I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
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