So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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