I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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