Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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