Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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